• Hunter Schamehorn

Punny Halloween Costumes

As our month of October continues, so does the Halloween Spirit! I’ve got some pretty PUNNY phrases, pertaining to costumes, that’ll LIFT YOUR SPIRITS during this season. Get ready to see all those goblins and ghouls coming to your door step and treat'n themselves to some candy!

Choosing your Halloween costume can be quite a GHOULING task. Everyone wants to be the GHOSTESS WITH THE MOSTEST but WITCH, PLEASE, I’m trying to be a HALLOW-QUEEN not a BASIC WITCH. Okay, okay, I’ll stop being a JERK-O-LANTERN. There is nothing wrong with dressing as a Witch for Halloween IF THE BROOM FITS, FLY IT!

How about if you were BONE TO BE WILD. You can always CREEP IT REAL and dress as a skeleton. I WOULD MAKE A SKELETON JOKE, BUT YOU WOULDN’T FIND IT VERY HUMERUS. OH, MY GOURD, I just can’t resist the jokes so LET’S HAVE SOME SKELE-FUN! Why did NO BODY WIN THE SKELETON RACE? Because they were all a bunch of LAZY BONES! Ah man, YOU CAN’T SKELE-RUN FROM MY SKELE-PUNS! I bet I have you LAUGHING ‘TIL YOU’RE COFFIN.

There’s another classic costume for you to look FA-BOO-LOUS in. A good old-fashioned ghost! You know what they say…GHOULS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN so IF YOU’VE GOT IT, HAUNT IT and go ahead and SHAKE YOUR BOO-TY all Halloween long! Can I get a BOO-YEAH?!

Lastly, let’s not forget the costume that was LOVE AT FIRST BITE. A vampire costume is a sure sign of a FANG-TASTIC Halloween. You’ll have everyone saying FANGS FOR THE MEMORIES! Even though you’ll probably be A PAIN IN THE NECK and say "SO LONG, SUCKERS!" Don’t be too hard on yourself, you can’t help that IT’S IN YOUR BLOOD.

I know you all are DYING TO HAVE FUN this Halloween so COME AS YOU AREN’T and GIVE ‘EM PUMPKIN TO TALK ABOUT.


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